Things Lindsey Green Loves/Hates

LOVES: Deer

“There are so many deer. It is so fucking adorable I can’t even handle it.”

HATES: “Truly Madly Deeply” by Savage Garden

“It’s like the stalkers’ national anthem.” [Ed: No offense intended, national anthem.]

LOVES: Wenlock

“Now there are two Locks in my life.”

HATES: Pink Leotards

“Don’t get any ideas Team USA.”

LOVES: Adult Football Players Crying

“I love that. That makes me so happy. Cry big boy cry.”

HATES: UFC.

“I hate it so much. I’d rather watch curling.”

LOVES: Leslie Price as Racked LA’s New Editior

“OMG OMG OMG !!”

HATES: Márta Károlyi

“She hates veterans. She just loves the children with no experience. And those children, they fall. She needs to be fired.”

Bonus Quote: “I dont understand Marta. I really dont. Sacramone out, so lets put Douglass on beam who fell on beam FOUR times (4!!) at nationals.”

LOVES: Jeff Demps

“He’s the fastest man in college football.”

LOVES: Gumball Machines.